This isn't your grandma's knitting circle. This isn't a "weekend getaway." This is a PRIMAL ROAR into the heart of the wild. We're talking about forging legends in the high desert of Bend, Oregon. It's time to trade your spreadsheets for steel nerves and your conference calls for the call of the wild!
What happens in Bend, stays legendary.
1. No whining. Ever.
2. What happens in Bend is probably too awesome to talk about anyway.
3. If you see a bear, you must challenge it to a staredown.
4. The word "cold" is forbidden. We only recognize "bracing" or "crisp."
5. Sauce on steak is an act of high treason.
6. All minor injuries shall henceforth be referred to as "rad new scars."
7. The only acceptable music is 80s action movie soundtracks and/or Viking metal.
8. If you can't grow a beard, a fake one will be issued to you upon arrival.
9. You must compliment at least one (1) mountain on its sheer majesty.
10. Coffee must be black, like the midnight sky over a conquered wilderness.